Kelly Brook on a bike? Talk about a hot story. Do we know where she's going? NO. Do we know why she's going there? NO. Do we know who she's going there with? YES. It's Boris Johnson, Mayor of London. Nice bike, Boris. Very Bullingdon of you.

Honestly though, cyclists really are a bunch of shits. They're the road equivalent of the arrogant twat in the office who always starts talking over you before you've even finished your sentence because they know what you're going to say, and if Kelly's encouraging that kind of behaviour then she can take her holier-than-thou attitude and her bike and shove the whole lot up her arse, which we just happen to have pictures of here, here, and here.

Here's a haiku to describe how we see the situation above:

Kelly rides a bike,

What the fuck is her problem,

Let's all blame Boris.