Apparently, if you're a celebrity on Twitter, the best way to prove that you're the real you is by posting up a naked picture of yourself. Yet strangely, for someone who's usually more than happy to show off both her top bollocks and vajeena, Kelly seems to be playing it coy in this Official Twitter Verification snap. On the other hand, when we post up naked pictures of ourselves on our Twitters, it's apparently 'innapropriate conduct'. As usual, one rule for celebrities, and another for the common man.

Also, is it just us or does anyone else find those iPhone photo filter apps intensely irritating? Making a photo look old doesn't make it look better, it makes it look like your camera is broken. Don't do it, even art students hate it, and they've pretty much set the bar for acceptable behaviour as low as it can go.