Lourdes Ciccone, 15, is a fashion designer of an exclusive range of clothes for teenage girls at Macy's in NYC, one of the most prestigious dept stores in the states. How did she do that at such a tender age? By being Madonna's daughter and naming it 'Material Girl' thats how. That's all fair enough - she seems quite cool and is actually quite a good blogger in a teenage way (warning: teenage speak sometimes gives you a headache). The clothes? hhmmm, a bit like Desperately Seeking Susan mixed with Nicki Minaj mixed with Dan Wootton.

The confusing thing here is why choose Kelly Osbourne to be the face of your fashion line, especially as the last person to hold that honour was Taylor Momsen, who despite being a yawnsome attention seeker who just shows her knickers and tits off as if she's the turn at a japanese fetish party, was at least a teenager.

Kelly Osbourne modelling is just weird and perhaps slightly insulting to Kelly as the only reason for it would be "Oh let's get Kelly, she looks normal and unglamorous and not in the least bit threatening," which whilst an admirable reason for a fashion shoot, is perhaps not the best approach for someone whose self-image is so low her weight fluctuates faster than that of Oprah, Fergie and Kirstie Alley put together.

Open question to Madonna too - You should really have stuck with that Carlos dude shouldn't you? The female staff of HM reliably inform me that he's still "fit". Can't you get him back rather than trying to drink the blood of teenage boys to stay young?