It's the time of year when the Americans celebrate the slaying of Pocahontas by eating deep fried turkey, marshmallow-coated sweet potatoes and pumpkin pie. Happy Thanksgiving! 

We bet Kim Kardashian had absolutely no idea whatsoever that there would be cameras there when she volunteered to cook Thanksgiving dinner for the homeless, she's just very charitable. Actually, we say cooking for the homeless, but it seems like Kirk Douglas was the only person enjoying her portion of breast and leg with a side of Jennifer Loves Chewitts (she was also there, despite being dumped by text the previous day). 

Whatevs, everyone knows that this is what Thanksgiving is really about...