It's looking at you, kid
Mon, 21/11/2011 - 16:45 by John Hill

It's only been a week since Kitty Brucknell was kicked off the side of the good ship X Factor and left to fend for herself on the novelty cabaret circuit, and yet she's already giving it a bloody good rogeri…HOLY FUCKING SHIT, WHAT'S WRONG WITH HER VAGINA? IT LOOKS LIKE A SUICIDAL WHELK. FUCK A JESUS, NO-ONE WANTS THAT ON A MONDAY. GOODBYE KITTY.

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