She dreamed a clean dream
Tue, 04/10/2011 - 15:23 by John Hill

The headline says it all really. Her name is Lara Stone (well, Walliams) these photos were taken by David Bailey and they are in the autumn edition of i-D Magazine. Other than that the whole thing is a bit of a mystery. Something to do with dreams, apparently.

Of course they're not the kind of dreams you'd associate with the borderline smut we peddle on here most of the time, but sophisticated, grandiose dreams, like wot eunuchs and fairytale princesses have. Fishing from a high chair? A whorish female James Bond? Madness. We're calling it sophistinaked, because rather than attempt to explain ourselves using language we prefer to make up portmanteaus. IT'S JUST OUR WAY.

Having said that, she is still reasonably naked in at least a few of them, so it's not like we've totally lost contact with our roots. Boobies anyone? Yes, boobies. Boobies for all

 

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