London Last Night: JLS, The Only Way Is Essex, Made In Chelsea and Big Brother

13 Rebeckah Vaughan and Mick Norcross, leaving Aden crying in the corner Chloe Green ducks past security outside Funky Buddha advert Billie Faiers, wearing one of those rugs that go round the bottom of the toilet Aden desperately grasps onto Rebeckah, Kirk Norcross looks disinterested Billie Faiers and identikit friends at Funky Buddha JB from JLS outside Funky Buddha advert Aden will fight off anyone that even looks at Rebeckah Kirk Norcross and Joey Essex trying to compose themselves Marvin and Aston from JLS leave Funky Buddha Mark Wright chatting on his phone outside Funky Buddha advert Nikki Sanderson and friend outside Funky Buddha Sam Faiers outside Funky Buddha pulling a funny face

Kirk Norcross and Joey Essex putting the world to rights

Everyone from TV, everyone

Wed, 19/10/2011 - 11:01 by John Hill

This time last year the streets of London were filled with all kinds of different celebrities. No one area of TV had primacy on the pavement outside Boujis or Chinawhite. There were talentless bums from I'm A Celeb, talentless bums from Big Brother, family-friendly bubble heads from talks shows, overly-friendly girls with footballer boyfriends and muscle-headed drunks with popstar girlfriends, in fact, pretty much every kind of bum you could imagine.

Yet, in one short year the TOWIE cast have spread themselves, herpes-like, over the sweaty crotch of London nightlife. A vajazzle that turned nasty.

And here they are, the Essex lot with a pathological desire to be photographed. Kirk Norcross, Mark Wright, Joey Essex and the Faiers sisters. Strangely, last night at Funky Buddha they were also joined by JLS, Big Brother's Aden Theobald and Made In Chelsea's Chloe Green.

Oh JLS, we expected so much more.