We're not scared of ghosts here at HM. We're scared of big hairy spiders and Kelly Brook's inevitable death, but we're not scared of ghosts. And neither are this lot, by the looks of it, all smiling uncontrollably on the red carpet for the premiere of Ghost: The Musical. We don't think Ghost: The Musical is actually about the scary type of ghost anyway, but we can't be sure because we didn't get invited. It's a real kick in the teeth when McFly get invited to these events and we don't. We can look trendy too, y'know!

Yes, HM's good friends, McFly, were invited along to this premiere last night. Dougie was still looking pretty solemn following his stint in the Lonely Hearts Club rehab earlier this year, Danny was looking like the cool fucker he always is and Tom was, well, Tom had some kind of stain just above his lip. We're not quite sure what it is, but it looks pretty dodgy.

McFly weren't the only pop stars to grace the blood-stained carpet, though. Too-pretty-for-their-own-good couple, The Saturdays' Rochelle Wiseman and JLS' Marvin Humes were looking happy to be there with their big, unfairly attractive smiles, while Kimberely Walsh kindly took time out from her busy schedule to come along too.

Elsewhere, HM's watchful lens spotted The Apprentice super bitch, Karen Brady, Denise Van Outen, David A. Stewart, Tom Hooper, Frank Skinner, GAIL PLATT (!!!), Heather Small and two smug twats from Strictly Come Dancing.

And on the subject of scary things, Richard O'Brien (pic 2) is more terrifying than any ghost will ever be.