Lydia Hearst, in case you'd like the put a name to the, er, face, is the great-granddaughter of publishing magnate William Randolph Hearst and daughter of kidnap victim/bank robber Patty Hearst. She doesn't appear to be following in either's footsteps since she mostly seems to get her kit off for the living she doesn't need to earn (apparently she was awarded Best International Supermodel in Madrid in 2008 - each to their own). Anyway, here she is cooking on gas naked at the Chateau Marmont whilst being shot by the ever-artful Terry Richardson.

First rule of cooking, wash your hands - especially if you've just fingered yourself. Oh no, she's already popped on in her mouth! Still, what she lacks in hygiene standards she makes up for in confidence. Also, she looks a bit like Michelle Pfeiffer in Scarface. Who knew that there could be more to Tezza's editorial concept than tits and fanny? 'Spose it helps if the model looks as strung out as the character they're attempting to portray...