What's Madonna up to now, you say? She's holding some kind of audition for dancers. We once heard a story we're sure is completely untrue about how one of her old tour bus drivers left because the dancers kept resting their cocks on his shoulder as he drove. As we say, most likely a lie, but it sort of gives you an idea of what it used to be like to be in her entourage. It might be a bit different now. Maybe, although Madge is still in her knickers. Her daughter doesn't look remotely impressed, but we are. If nothing else, her hair looks nice. 

So, Madge is 53 but instead of drinking a cuppa whilst watching Downton Abbey, she's in a nightclub with this bunch. Rather her than us, that music's horribly loud and horribly horrible.

Anyway, the main news is obviously that if Madonna's on the hunt for dancers, it means she's going to be on the promo trail soon. Lovely, Gaga can take this as her cue to go away right about NOW then.