If you thought the news that Justin Bieber allegedly f**ked the s**t out of a girl on a shelf for 30 seconds and fathered her child was shocking, we've got some more surprising news - the 20-year-old making the accusations has a MySpace account. How very suspicious... Probably no need for the paternity test now, she's weird.

The pictures of Mariah Yeater that have surfaced show her as a typical American with too much exposure to Avril Lavigne and malls. We blame the malls. That cling film probably would've been better used wrapping up Bieber's willy, too.

Obviously the singer is still strenuously denying the claims, most recently writing on Twitter:

"So I'm going to ignore the rumors...and focus on what is real. Love yall!" 

Yay, babies for all!

Meanwhile, Yeater's grandfather added:

“I don’t know the whole story. But, from what I understood, she met him at a concert and he sent two security guards down off of the stage to bring her backstage to meet him. She said they partied, had some drinks and they indulged in sex … She’s basically an honest good person. She’s got a big heart. She’s a good kid and she loves this baby.”

Aw, he must be so proud - perhaps slightly less so if she gets charged with statutory rape of a minor though.

Great news for Tom from MySpace though.