The Prince's Trust only seems to do nice things for people, so once again, we're reduced to being overwhelmingly positive about the event. What nice dresses they are all wearing. What a lovely suit that man has on. How swollen John Altman's hands seem to be. SWOLLEN WITH GUILT MOST LIKELY. But who did he kill?

Although John Altman's murdering hands weren't the first thing we noticed at the Valentine's Day gala-meal-dance-dinner, we also spotted Vicki Michelle (admitedly it wasn't that hard), who you'll remember was Yvette Carte-Blanch on 'Allo 'Allo! What has she been doing all these years?

Anyway, along with Yvette we had Arlene Philips, Aston Merrygold, Charlie Brooks, Debbie Moore, Faye Tozer, John Altman, Linda Lusardi, Liz McClarnon, Marvin Humes, Noelle Reno, Ola Jordan and Sam Kane.

Also, not forgetting Duncan Bannatyne, the man with the world's most unconvincing smile.