Well done Gok Wan. Well done for convincing an entire nation that you're gay. Do any of us have any proof? No. Simply acting a little bit fabulous does not make you gay, it just makes you a little bit fabulous. We know your game. All those poor women. If only they knew.

In fact, Gok Wan's ability to get women to take their clothes off is light years ahead of even Tom Hardy's (unless you count his workout vid, that is). Has anyone just thought that maybe Gok simply has a penchant for women who think Jammy Dodgers are a type of vitamin? No. Exactly. Watch this space.

Anyway, here's the lothario himself, forcing another woman to take all her clothes off simply by using the power of his mind and wearing a lovely sparkly jacket. The difference being, this time it was at a Make A Difference charity event at the Cafe De Paris and his victim was Sheridan Smith, winner of the 2011 Olivier Award. An award she won after making one last valiant attempt to have Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps shut down for good. It didn't work of course. You cant stop Two Pints. It's a virus.

Here's Tom Hardy. The one man who can match Gok, bra for bra.