If you truly hate Twilight, we would recommend watching at least one of the films. Don't get us wrong, they're still total crapola, but at least that way you can hate specific things about the franchise, rather than just the idea of a sparkly vampire and an emotionally damaged teenager having sexual relations. 

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's inability to convincingly portray any emotion other than surprise for example. Or Kristen Stewart's whiny, spoiled face. Or the fact that Robert Pattinson hasn't been relegated to Saturday morning TV. Honestly, what is it about teenage vampires and wizards and magic that makes people's brains turn to jelly? It's the whole sexual thing isn't it? Nothing more attractive that a sparkling penis or a magical vagina.

Anyway here they are, being honoured for their role in bringing forth the cultural apocalypse (an event we can't claim to have been totally uninvolved with) outside Grauman's Chinese Theater with a hand and footprint ceremony. Stop rewarding these people. They have done nothing good.