How do you make Charlie Sheen's nonesense ramblings seem like vedic wisdom? Send him to the Gathering of the Juggalos, of course! Incidentally, for anyone who doesn't know what a Juggalo is, it's someone who loves musical extremists The Insane Clown Posse so much that they paint their face like KISS, put on at least 100 pounds of pure fat, and then refuse to talk to anybody who doesn't have a least a mild case of Asperger's. As far as we understand, anyway.

Best of all though, is watching Charlie Sheen actually catch most of the crapola the Juggalos throw at him in the video. Especially the can. Well done Charlie.

"Fucking rainbows after it rains. There's enough miracles here to blow your brains."