If we'd been at Kim Kardashian's wedding, we'd have given her a stool - a nice steaming stool sample boxed up in gift wrap with a bow, although it was actually a small chair that the socialite wishes she'd had; apparently the multimillion dollar event was overshadowed by her shortness. Or, rather, she was overshadowed by the groom, which is obviously completely unacceptable because the day was about her not him.

Appearing on the Rachael Ray Show, KK reflected on the big day, explaining:

“My one regret at the wedding and I’m so mad I didn’t think of this … I should have had a little box or stool I stood on.

“There should have been a little stair, it should have been a little extra stair so I could be a little taller that day.”

Glad she's got her priorities sorted then.