There's one particular type of moron who has a special place reserved for them in hell. We're talking about the type of scumbag cunt who spends all week getting plastered, starting fights, intimidating old people, torturing animals and generally acting like a needledicked fuckhead, but who, because they have a set of golf clubs and go to the course once a month, consider themselves to be sophisticated. You know who we're talking about. The kind of person that, given the chance, even Gandhi would have a lot of trouble resisting the urge to kick to death.

Can't imagine why that came to mind, absolutely no reason for it at all. What a mystery. Perhaps it's something to do with the weather. Yes, that's probably it. Anyway, in other news, Dappy and the rest of his band The In Doubts have released a fishing DVD call Catch Reel Fish.

That's right, the naughty rapping threesome have decided to take time off their busy schedule of providing role models for kids with too many chromosomes and have instead made a DVD about fishing with someone called Von Sniper, a man who turns out to be Tulisa's father, Plato. Nice when families do stuff together, isn't it?

Apparently they're hoping the DVD will encourage kids to take up fishing rather than sticking things in each other:

‘If a fraction of N-Dubz fans buy it, it will still be a massive hit and hopefully get a lot more kids off the streets and into fishing, which has to be a good thing.’ 

‘He’s [Dappy] wasted a lot of studio time by fishing instead of recording, especially if there’s a lake or river in the grounds,’ 

‘Our dream is to make enough money from this and to put it back into the sport. We’d like to get our own lake in France and do lots of tuition for kids.’

And there you have the strangest piece of news we've read today. Incidentally, here's the website if you're interested.