What the hell is this? I don't recognise anything here. You guys have ruined my favourite site. I hate you all so much. So very much.
No you don't. Come now, don't be so dramatic. We're still the same people underneath. We haven't changed. We're just a bit bigger now. Think of it more as a renovation rather than a reconstruction. Like adding a wine cellar or a guest bedroom. 

So what's new on this 'site' that couldn't just have been put on the last one?
Glad you asked. Well for starters we've split the site into two and while we have of course kept the old Holy Moly cutting-edge celebrity news section firmly intact, we've now added a separate but equally wonderful Sound and Vision section that proudly houses all the music, film and TV content we provide. There's also a new and exciting gadgets section within Sound and Vision where you will be able to find out exactly how shit your current TV is as well as what's currently getting us all hot and bothered in the heady world of toasters and sandwich makers.  

That's not all though. For those of you that like wearing clothes (a rapidly diminishing HolyMoly demographic) we've also now got a shiny new fashion section, where we will be taking a look at the colour black, who's wearing what hats and things like whether you should wear socks with sandals ever.

Fine. Well maybe I can have a look around. Not that it's any good, I'm just really bored. So how do I register?
Well that's another thing, you no longer need to register to tell us how much you hate us. Isn't that wonderful? You can just sign in with your Facebook account now. It's all part of the social media revolution. You can now personally attack us with the absolute minimum of effort.

So what if I still have a problem? What do I do then? Probably just go somewhere else. Yeah, that's what I'll do.
No, don't do that. We've got a Contact Us section specifically for any problems you might have, be they technical, emotional, legal or otherwise. We're pretty good at replying quickly as well, so that's got to count for something, right?

Technical Support
Below is a list of technical advice to aid you to get the most from Holy Moly Website:

Recommended Software
* Firefox or Safari. Internet Explorer is shit on a stick, as any fule know. One of our writers swears by Google Chrome, but he's an arrogant little bugger, so we'll leave it up to you.
* The latest Flash Player plugin. Without it you won't be able to watch our brilliant videos. It's a small piece of software installed onto your operating system and is used by web browsers to display Flash content. You can download the Flash Player here.

Other Technical Information Firewall Settings
* If you have a Firewall (security hardware/software) or any other related security software running on your PC it may affect your access to the site. You should consult the manufacturer's manual or contact them directly regarding the package/hardware configuration.

How do I enable JavaScript?

Internet Explorer
Go to Tools then Internet Options Click on the Security tab Click on Custom Level Scroll down until you see a section labelled Scripting Under Active Scripting, select Enable and click OK

Firefox
Go to Tools then Options Click on the Content tab Make sure there is a tick in the box next to Enable JavaScript Click OK

Safari
Go to Safari Click on Preferences Click on the Security tab Make sure there is a tick in the box next to Enable JavaScript. Close preferences.

What are cookies and why do I need them?
 A cookie is a small computer file that's sent to your computer by a website to store the details and preferences that you provide to that particular website. During the course of any visit to holymoly.com, the pages you see, along with a cookie, are downloaded to your computer. You can find out more at Privacy Policy. The information gathered with these cookies is used to provide you with holymoly.com functionality. Any website can send a cookie to your computer if your internet browser is set up to allow it. You can set your browser to accept all cookies or to let you know when a cookie is sent so you have a choice whether or not to let it be stored on your computer. Go to the Help menu of your browser to learn how to change your cookie preferences.

Who built the site?
 Quite a few people actually. Most of the design was done in-house, with some homepage architecture stuff and usability from the marvellous Gemma Lane. The site is built on the Drupal open source platform and has been modified to within an inch of its life by the patient and marvellous Purkiss.

Technical Support Help Desk
If you are still encountering technical problems then please contact us at support@holymoly.com