Bungalow h8 myself and want to die
Tue, 22/09/2009 - 14:37 by Harry Bow

Hollyoaks chopper? Check! WAG? Check! X Factor contestant? Check! TV chubber? Check! 80s throwback? Check! Talentless celeb offspring? Check! Alexa Chung? Check! Suicidal HM writer? Check check check!

It was cunt-o-rama at Bungalow 8 last night as every breed of celeb imaginable crawled out of the gutters to show off their dreary garms mid-fashion week. 

At one side of the room you had Nick Rhodes rubbing shoulders with the 'Oaks brigade, while at the other was Peaches Geldof mingling with Paul Gallagher. Lordy lord, celeb-hugger Tanya Mackintosh's bandana would've been blown clean off her head with such talent.

Now, where's the nearest cliff...?

 

  • dont know who i despise more alex cunt gerrard
    or alexa "always pose with chin jutting forward" chung the fucking wanabee twat

    LISABR123 Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:31
  • youd think with all the money it costs to get in Bungalow fake8 they could hire a cleaner to pick up all the cigarette butts outside as well as empty beer cans and bottles. Even though its like so not cool to shop at K-mart according to them they some-how end up looking the same anyway even thought they are not trying to look the same, go to lemingland and build a bridge you bunch of Lemings!

    dancingworm Wed, 23/09/2009 - 06:14
  • You know that a few frag grenades in there would sort out this fucking problemette pronto...

    Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 21:53
  • Gabriella Cilmi ... mmm

    *faps furiously*

    pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:37
  • What a bunch of fucks. Don't even know who the fuck half of them are. No, make that 3/4 of them. And yes, she is horrifyingly skinny. Her parents must be so proud. Or worried.

    Stramash Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:12
  • All right Will, we all know you're gay- there is really no need to act, dress and bend like a gigantic queer.

    kermits Tue, 22/09/2009 - 15:41
  • Holy shit she is horrifyingly skinny. And her label's showing - get the girl some help.

    linsnoir Tue, 22/09/2009 - 15:11
  • Holy shit she is horrifyingly skinny. And her label's showing - get the girl some help.

    linsnoir Tue, 22/09/2009 - 15:11
  • All right Will, we all know you're gay- there is really no need to act, dress and bend like a gigantic queer.

    kermits Tue, 22/09/2009 - 15:41
  • What a bunch of fucks. Don't even know who the fuck half of them are. No, make that 3/4 of them. And yes, she is horrifyingly skinny. Her parents must be so proud. Or worried.

    Stramash Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:12
  • Gabriella Cilmi ... mmm

    *faps furiously*

    pandakiller Tue, 22/09/2009 - 17:37
  • You know that a few frag grenades in there would sort out this fucking problemette pronto...

    Blartmonster Tue, 22/09/2009 - 21:53
  • youd think with all the money it costs to get in Bungalow fake8 they could hire a cleaner to pick up all the cigarette butts outside as well as empty beer cans and bottles. Even though its like so not cool to shop at K-mart according to them they some-how end up looking the same anyway even thought they are not trying to look the same, go to lemingland and build a bridge you bunch of Lemings!

    dancingworm Wed, 23/09/2009 - 06:14
  • dont know who i despise more alex cunt gerrard
    or alexa "always pose with chin jutting forward" chung the fucking wanabee twat

    LISABR123 Fri, 23/10/2009 - 10:31

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