McGregor and Laurent have just finished filming 'Beginners', in which McGregor finds out his father has terminal cancer and is gay. And the Daily Mail still can't work out which one would be worse.
Next we'll be shocked to discover that McGregor's been sending text messages to more than one woman which read 'ur dress is sooo sexy'...
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christ, that's a bit of a shocker...his dad is gay you say?
Gay makes you die.
But so does cancer.
We need to ask Moir about this...
Nice little plug there.
Mind you, after the Tiger Woods debacle, anyone now playing away will be ULTRA careful ie not even bother. It's easier just to slip one to the wife, pretend it's the hot bitch you saw on the film set and hang on your career.
Look how shit-scared Vernon got just sending a few messages.
Still if Ewan is fucking around - I wouldn't be surprised. His cock apparently is fat enough for an entire harem.
Famous people are astoundingly thick in general (I'm not counting the likes of Stephen Hawking or the genius that is Basshunter) if they think they can get away with shagging around. Given that we get a fucking update if one of them flushes a tampon down the toilet rather than throwing it in the bin, people are generally going to find out about anything interesting they might get up to.
I thought it was common knowledge McGregor fucked around on his wife. How is this news?
Fucking hell that Dulux Gloss White is drying to a nice sheen...