Ewan McGregor and Melanie Laurent Ewan McGregor and Melanie Laurent

Scenes of a Non Sexual Nature
Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:03 by

STOP PRESS. Ewan McGregor was spotted linking arms with female co-star and 'Inglourious Basterds' actress Melanie Laurent in Paris (the city of love!!11!) and even holding hands late last night...

 

McGregor and Laurent have just finished filming 'Beginners', in which McGregor finds out his father has terminal cancer and is gay. And the Daily Mail still can't work out which one would be worse.

Next we'll be shocked to discover that McGregor's been sending text messages to more than one woman which read 'ur dress is sooo sexy'...

 

  • Fucking hell that Dulux Gloss White is drying to a nice sheen...

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:06
  • Famous people are astoundingly thick in general (I'm not counting the likes of Stephen Hawking or the genius that is Basshunter) if they think they can get away with shagging around. Given that we get a fucking update if one of them flushes a tampon down the toilet rather than throwing it in the bin, people are generally going to find out about anything interesting they might get up to.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:02
  • I thought it was common knowledge McGregor fucked around on his wife. How is this news?

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:00
  • Nice little plug there.

    Mind you, after the Tiger Woods debacle, anyone now playing away will be ULTRA careful ie not even bother. It's easier just to slip one to the wife, pretend it's the hot bitch you saw on the film set and hang on your career.

    Look how shit-scared Vernon got just sending a few messages.

    Still if Ewan is fucking around - I wouldn't be surprised. His cock apparently is fat enough for an entire harem.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:11
  • Gay makes you die.
    But so does cancer.
    We need to ask Moir about this...

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:48
  • christ, that's a bit of a shocker...his dad is gay you say?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:41
  • christ, that's a bit of a shocker...his dad is gay you say?

    unseemlydogposture Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:41
  • Gay makes you die.
    But so does cancer.
    We need to ask Moir about this...

    tescopop Wed, 10/02/2010 - 15:48
  • Nice little plug there.

    Mind you, after the Tiger Woods debacle, anyone now playing away will be ULTRA careful ie not even bother. It's easier just to slip one to the wife, pretend it's the hot bitch you saw on the film set and hang on your career.

    Look how shit-scared Vernon got just sending a few messages.

    Still if Ewan is fucking around - I wouldn't be surprised. His cock apparently is fat enough for an entire harem.

    PuddyTwat Wed, 10/02/2010 - 16:11
  • I thought it was common knowledge McGregor fucked around on his wife. How is this news?

    mirabellebuttersfield Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:00
  • Famous people are astoundingly thick in general (I'm not counting the likes of Stephen Hawking or the genius that is Basshunter) if they think they can get away with shagging around. Given that we get a fucking update if one of them flushes a tampon down the toilet rather than throwing it in the bin, people are generally going to find out about anything interesting they might get up to.

    retrovertigo Wed, 10/02/2010 - 17:02
  • Fucking hell that Dulux Gloss White is drying to a nice sheen...

    koshmar Wed, 10/02/2010 - 21:06

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