Cap Fear
Fri, 28/10/2011 - 10:42 by Gemma Exley

We're absolutely staggered that Caprice is 40 - just can't believe it. Look at her! To celebrate that fact that she was born in 1971 and absolutely no other year, the glamorous model threw a party and invited some of her equally glamorous friends  - Lizzie Cundy, Elen Rivas, Imogen Thomas, Tamara Beckwith and Hofit Golan.

Obviously if you're as glamorous and age-defying as Caprice and Cundy, you're not going to wear a mask to a fancy-dress party, so they instead opted for a cheerleader and sexy-cat. Thinking outside the box there, eh?

Elsewhere, we have Imogen Thomas dressed up as Alice in Wonderland on her period, Duncan James as a Roman emperor, Tamara Beckwith as a leopard and Elen Rives as Dick. Turpin. We're not really sure what poor old Sonique is up to - we think she's dressed up as the lyrics from Natalie Imbruglia's Torn.

Anyway, happy birthday, Caprice! Let's pay tribute by looking at her music video from 1999, which, if she's 40 now, must mean she was 27 then. Incredible.

  • Duncan's mind must be going. He obviously took the Eurovision 'experience' more badly than we thought. And where is Caprice going? She ain't 40! I remember being in secondary school, and I was 14 so it would have been 1985, when The Sun published a double page spread of her high school pictures. It was pre-surgery, natch, and she had a nose you could break walnuts with and a jaw that looked like it was stuffed with meat. And when the pictures were published she was in her 20s then. So 40 which part?! And they call Heather Mills a fantasist.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 28/10/2011 - 15:47
  • Forty my arsecheeks.

    Fuddock Fri, 28/10/2011 - 14:34
  • Forty my arsecheeks.

    Fuddock Fri, 28/10/2011 - 14:34
  • Duncan's mind must be going. He obviously took the Eurovision 'experience' more badly than we thought. And where is Caprice going? She ain't 40! I remember being in secondary school, and I was 14 so it would have been 1985, when The Sun published a double page spread of her high school pictures. It was pre-surgery, natch, and she had a nose you could break walnuts with and a jaw that looked like it was stuffed with meat. And when the pictures were published she was in her 20s then. So 40 which part?! And they call Heather Mills a fantasist.

    PuddyTwat Fri, 28/10/2011 - 15:47

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