Long hailed as the celebrity world’s queen of Halloween, Heidi Klum has unveiled the costumes that she’ll be rocking at her parties this weekend in New York and LA, and they are fabulously creepy.

We’re in love with her hand-painted “Visible Woman” bodysuit, inspired no doubt by the comic book Visible Woman, Sally Impossible. It pretty much epitomises what Klum does best at Halloween: emphasising her smoking hot bod whilst also creeping everyone out. Kind of like when she dressed up as a crow, and we were all like “yeah, her legs look amazing, but mainly I’m full of a sort of cold dread” We weren’t sure if she’d be able to match the dizzy heights reached by her AMAZING robot costume last year, but the simplicity and weird, anatomical awesomeness of the Visible Woman costume is probably even more striking.

As for the monkey suit, it is seriously gross and creepy looking, and while we wouldn’t want to be anywhere near it, ever, we love it. But seriously, we love it from a good long distance. 

Have a look at this gallery of awesome Klum-o-ween costumes, and see if you don’t get a bit inspired. Sure, you could just dress up as sexy Snow White, or chuck a sheet over your head and be an underachieving ghost, but wouldn’t it be so much cooler if you had, y’know, a good costume…?

We will be donning Mickey Mouse ears and pyjamas for our Halloween outings, being not exactly of Klum levels of invention, budget and, er, amazingness. Maybe one day, though, we, too will have a hand-painted skinless bodysuit costume. We can but dream.