Charlize Theron and her mum at the Golden GlobesCharlize Theron and her mum at the Golden Globes

Monster!
Thu, 19/01/2012 - 18:27 by Gemma Exley

Look at how nice Charlize Theron is - trying to keep her mum warm at the Golden Globes even though she's the one with a strappy dress. Such a lovely girl, not anything like the characters she plays - serial killer, suicidal mother, BITCH. Yep, the latter would be the upcoming Young Adult (released 3 Feb), which we're looking forward to, mainly because we're hopeful it will make up for the disappointment of Bad Teacher. 

Talking about the film to W magazine, Charlize explained that despite the modelling, Oscars and money, she's just like us snaggled-toothed flat chested plebs, saying:

"I wear those [chicken cutlets]! If you don’t have boobs, you wear those cutlets. I heard a story of a girl who was on a date, started making out, and thought, Oh, he’s going to touch the cutlets! So she went to the bathroom to take them off, but her purse was too small to put them in there. I always thought that was a funny image, a woman not knowing what to do with these things that you stick onto your boobs. It’s just the most bizarre, unsexy thing there is.

"For the first eight years of my life, I didn’t have front teeth. I was pretty sick as an infant, and antibiotics rotted them. But then I started to take dance classes, and I eventually got some teeth [laughs]. When I was 16, I went to Milan to model."

And just like, with six final words, she ruins it.

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