Gap-toothed model Lara Stone has got an opinion, everyone! She has an opinion and she wants to share it with the world! Lara Stone thinks Nigella Lawson is sexier than Lady Gaga. Gaga is too busy communicating with her shoes to respond.

In an interview with Stylist magazine, Stone said:

"Being sexy is something inside and not everybody has it. I don't think I ever really had it, a lot of it is to do with confidence…Lady Gaga, for example, walking around in her bra and knickers and being really sexy but still she's not sexy at all, to me"

Considering that Lara herself spends a considerable amount of time in her bra and pants or less, we’re not sure whether she’s playing the pot or the kettle in this scenario. She also frothed a bit about how she’s “obsessed” with Nigella Lawson, like that annoying girl at school who would always hint that she was bi, just to excite the boys. You know the type. She’s also doing that “sexy? Me!?” thing, but we see right through that. You’re fooling NOBODY, Lara! 

So, what does Lady Gaga think about this affront to her sexiness, eh? Oh, she’s too busy waffling on about the sentience of inanimate objects. Again. It’s not her pet teacup this time, though, it’s her shoes:

“There’s one pair that I always like to wear. Sometimes when I’m alone in my hotel room, I look at them and I think how they are the only things in my life that know exactly what I’ve been through all day. I often feel like my shoes are the only part of me that know exactly what I’m doing because they’re always with me.”

Riiiight, Gaga, sure, your shoes know exactly what you’re up to. We actually had a conversation with one of your shoes the other day, and it told us that because you’re a bit dull, and very aware of your music’s failure to cash the cheques written by your ‘zany’ outfits, you are constantly brainstorming new ways in which to appear wacky and capture the attention of the press. What a mean shoe, eh, Gaga?

We prefer to trust our knickers above all else, but seeing as most of Gaga’s appear to be made of Perspex and metal bits, we can see why she might be reticent about telling them all her secrets.