Project Runway is back back back for its ninth season (series) and filming in New York... Not sure when it will air in the UK - or, indeed, if it does even get shown over here... Perhaps you could watch if you're ever in the US - erm, cough cough?

What was it that went so wrong with Project Catwalk that meant it never got recommissioned? Kelly Osbourne actually has the credentials to front it these days, although we've never really forgiven her for booting out Ross and letting Viv into the final, bitch. Anyway, Project Runway certainly fills the gap - soooo much slicker but with equally hilariously unqualified guest judges - for instance, Lohan, and, this time, Kim Kardashian... Not sure what's going on in the gallery here, but at an out there guess, we'd say it was a stilt themed challenge, which 80 per cent of the contestants will have taken too literally and one person will do amazing and proceed to ace every challenge before getting booted out for someone who's been ripping off Chloe all series. Yep, not forgiven Klum for ditching Mondo for Gretchen either.

Actually, to be honest, Gretchen's latest collection is pretty good. Maybe Klum was onto something.

Look at the face on Michael Kors. In the words of Tim Gunn, this worries me.