In shocking news, we can reveal that we’ve found a celebrity fashion line that doesn’t make us want to throw up! Unfortunately, that’s because Coleen Rooney’s new collection for Littlewoods manages to be even more boring than her actual wardrobe. The collection lies comfortably in the realm of catalogue shopping, but at least it isn’t hideous.

Ignoring the dodgy satin minidress and flared jeans, and the cardigan with faux fur cuffs, we can say we’re quite enjoying the tweed skirted dress and the cape coat. We won’t actually buy them, obviously, because they’re very safe and obvious, but at least they’re not completely minging. The thing is, though, that they look like outfits that we’ve seen time and time again, and are very much catalogue clothes.

Basically, what we’re trying to say, is that the sort of person who shops at Littlewoods will like this collection, and might even think it’s a bit exciting. And that’s OK. We’ve just seen it all before.