Have you ever been to a soiree? Of course you haven’t, why are we even asking? Look, you’ve been to parties, and shindigs and the like, sure, but you’ve never been to a soiree. That is because only very attractive, rich people with designer clothes get to go to soirees. People like the Ghost Whisperer and the one who does all the singing in Glee. 

Feast your eyes on some lovely pictures of the beautiful people at the 10th annual InStyle Summer Soiree in their lovely expensive clothes. OK, not all the clothes are lovely; with her misguided outfit choice and poker-straight hair Michelle Trachtenberg looks like a sad middle-aged divorcee,  and Lea Michele’s Ferretti frock is far too dowdy for her small frame. We’re also far from impressed by Cat Deeley and Jaime Pressly as they helplessly cleave to last season’s nude trend. Give it up, girls!

Decent efforts have been made by most; Tree of Life’zzzz star Jessica Chastain looks elegant in a simple black dress, David Arquette is pretty darn presentable in a pale grey three-piece suit (not a three-piece suite…) and Jaime King channels a demure look in immaculate white lace.

Our favourite outfit is Sarah Silverman’s. Yes, she looks mad, and the shoes are just awful, but while everyone else just seems to have shown up in a nice frock to be photographed, Sarah looks like she’s having fun. Look at her, would you! With her little beehive ‘do and cheeky outfit, she’s like Minnie Mouse crossed with Betty Boop. Nice one, Sarah.