We wish we could shoot the Kardashians too…
Thu, 01/09/2011 - 15:40 by BeccaDP

It seems that not only is Annie Leibovitz financially bankrupt, she’s also lacking a bit in the taste arena, photographing the Kardashian sisters for their new Kollection. But look, you don’t really care about the klothes: we know you only clicked on this because you saw the word ‘lingerie’. THIS ISN’T A KNOCKING SHOP YOU KNOW!

Putting aside the why (Leibs is skint, is why) we must examine the WTF. WTF is going on with that lingerie pic? At first you’re a bit like “er, weird, they’re sisters and they’re posed in their knickers together” and then you realise that actually it’s a tremendously bad Photoshop job, and they’re not even stood together. Which should make it better, but it doesn’t.

We mostly enjoy the fact that they’ve tried to play down the bigness of the big-faced one’s big face, by putting her in the middle and flanking her with the hot ones, but it just sort of creates a big, bucket-head-shaped vortex in the middle of the pic. 

The other pics are hardly worth comment; the couch pic is, as Tyra would say, Modelling 101, and the one where they’re all wearing leopard print is just a little bit too “here come the girls” for our liking. Plus, these clothes are boring and derivative.

We’d ask whether anyone would actually want to wear anything these talent-voids had ‘created’ but we already know the answer, and it is part of everything that is wrong with this world. We can simply hope that they actually paid Annie for this photoshoot…

  • For a moment there my subconscious filtered out some of the words in the headline so that it read 'Kardashian shot' and for a moment I was happy. Just for a moment.

    slug Fri, 02/09/2011 - 09:30
  • She's just so WIDE.

    BeccaDP Fri, 02/09/2011 - 08:47
  • So is the middle one the love child of Sharon Osborne and Ma Karkrashian? Chin Chinnery and all that.

    stella ah trois Thu, 01/09/2011 - 17:44
  • It cant be easy being Khloe.

    GretaBritain Thu, 01/09/2011 - 16:47
  • It cant be easy being Khloe.

    GretaBritain Thu, 01/09/2011 - 16:47
  • So is the middle one the love child of Sharon Osborne and Ma Karkrashian? Chin Chinnery and all that.

    stella ah trois Thu, 01/09/2011 - 17:44
  • She's just so WIDE.

    BeccaDP Fri, 02/09/2011 - 08:47
  • For a moment there my subconscious filtered out some of the words in the headline so that it read 'Kardashian shot' and for a moment I was happy. Just for a moment.

    slug Fri, 02/09/2011 - 09:30

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