It doesn't matter that Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy was completely ignored by the Golden Globes because Gary Oldman has a new job anyway - catwalk model. Blue steel, baby. Maybe this time next year he'll be joining his sister Big Mo on Dancing on Ice...?

Actually, it was obviously all very high end since it was Prada's AW 2012 show at Milan Men's Fashion Week. Alongside, Adrien Brody, Jamie Bell, Willem Defoe and Tim Roth, Oldman appeared in what has been dubbed 'a two minute theatre performance' (rather than 'men wearing clothes') showcasing the upcoming 'Eastern Bloc military' trend (guys, get onboard now). Look at little Billy Elliot next to the proper models - he's only 5' 7", bless.