Brilliant John Waters, he who looks like Steve Buscemi with a pencil tash, has a new book out which he's been promoting in New York. However, more excitingly, HE'S COMING TO LONDON IN A FEW WEEKS!

The King of Baltimore Filth is performing his one-man show, A John Waters Christmas, at the Royal Festival Hall on 5 December, which is obviously the best thing you could possibly hope for to get you fully warmed-up for the season, especially if you like anecdotes about religious fanaticism for Father Christmas, grave holiday disasters and gift wrap making you slightly horny. 

You can book tickets here and watch Divine eat talk poo here... Double yay!