If Peter Jackson has taught us anything, it's that if you want to make a film about curly-haired Jewish midgets and their love of gold, then make sure you a) set it in a fantasy world, b) name it after a sex club most of your readers won't have been to, and most importantly, c) are fat and jolly so you can say you're just trying to mask an inner struggle with horrible, dark demons if anyone actually tries to pin anything on you. 

So, with these three factors in mind it seems like ol' Petey Slimtrousers could be in for a rough ride when his new film The Hobbit comes out, currently being zero for three as he is. That is unless there's a sex club called The Hobbit. Hope not. Sounds a bit much even for us.

Anyway, until he finally gets his comeuppance from a legion of achondroplastic bankers, we're more than happy to fan the flames of Jackson's eventual demise by putting up these recently released pictures of the dwarves wot are in his new film. For some reason we can't fathom there's also a couple of him in there looking for all the world like Chris O'Dowd, albeit with his eyes the right distance apart.