How come no one in Hollywood has thrown an Exhaustion Fundraiser Gala Benefit yet? This terrible ailment plaguing our celebrities has forced Demi Moore to drop out of her role in Lovelace. If only there was a cure. IF ONLY. The only saving grace is that Chloe Sevigny was available to step in at short notice. Fingers crossed she doesn't get EXHAUSTED.

So, the Lovelace production must've thought they'd overcome their biggest hurdle when they finally prised Lindsay Lohan's mucky fingers off the project (here's her unsolicited audition), but now poor old Demi's off sick leaving a Playboy Bunny Girl hole that only Chloe Sevigny could fill (casting director: 'Hey Chloe, have you done a Playboy Bunny Girl before?' Chloe: 'No, but I did BROWN Bunny.' Casting director: 'Cool, that's fine'). 

It's all terribly last minute because filming is already underway - look, here's Amanda Seyfried, Peter Sarsgaard and Juno Temple on the set. Looks like absolutely exhausting work. We think we've caught EXHAUSTION just looking at it, if symptons include feeling slightly fatigued and bored.