Oh dear, poor Henry Cavill had to take his shirt off to film a scene for Man of Steel, the Christopher Nolan-produced Superman reboot. How embarrassing for the little fella. You'd think he would have at least done a couple of press ups or something, wouldn't you?

I know, I know - how can we be expected to suspend reality for 90 minutes and believe a man can fly when it doesn't even look like he can open a pepperami packet? Lex Luther must be a real fucking wimp.

The plot has been leaked too - Lois Lane was last seen chatting up X Factor's Johnny Robinson in an attempt to snaring a proper hunk and Lex Luther decided not to bother with the Kryptonite and use a Dyson air blade instead. Get down the gym Cavill you big, hairy pussy.