Not a huge amount to say about this. It's the Spanish premiere of Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol and all the main stars were there, lining up on the red carpet to have their picture taken just so you can get really close to the screen and pretend you're staring right into their eyes.

Also, if you notice, in Spain the film is called Mission: Impossible - Protocolo Fantasma BMW*, which we think sounds much better than the original English name and should probably be what it's called everywhere. It also sounds a bit like a bottom examination, but a very exciting one.

Duchess of Alba, eh? According to Wikipedia -The Lazy Journalist's Bible™ she's a descendant of King James II and holds the world record for most aristocratic titles. What a great record to have. Plus, she's one of the only people who doesn't have to kneel before the Pope. Amazing.

*We know.