Twilight fans have formed their own Tent City outside Los Angeles' Nokia Theatre in a protest against the large proportion of the world who say the films are a big bag of crap. Talking of big bags of crap, they've probably all got one tucked under their sleeping bag since they've been camped out for days, although so far the only real casualty is a Magic Johnson statue, which was defaced with a 'Team Edward' poster. Poor Magic, everyone knows he's Team Dontgiveashit.

So, other than several hundred stinking teenage crazies, the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1 premiere brought out RPattz spade face, Kristen Steward moody face, Taylor Lautner stretched face, Kellan Lutz weird face, Ashley Greene sexy face and some other more interesting people, mainly Dr Coop from Nurse Jackie, Precious from Eastenders, Sabrina the Teenage Witch and Nina from 24 with a dangerous look in her eyes.

And the prize for the best 'Breakie Down' tribute goes to...