People seem to like this Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy film, although we saw it and thought that as far as cold war films go, it needed some more action - a car chase or maybe a scene like that one where Jason Bourne puts a magazine in the toaster and causes a gas explosion, that would make it better. John le Carre would agree, we're sure.

But it does have Trigger from Only Fools and Horses in it, as well as Benedict Cumberbatch, Gary Oldman, Tom Hardy and Colin Firth, who turned up with wife Livia who was wearing that Stella McCartney dress that everyone and their dog has worn already, which is probably why it was suitable attire for her Green Carpet Challenge...

We're very excited about the prospect of seeing Cumberbatch and Hardy having a vagina lip-off on the red carpet this awards season. Not sure who'll win, but Hardy's shoulders are now broader than his legs are long, FACT.

FYI, if you fancy a quiet drink in your local middle class boozer but worry about not getting a seat, tonight's your night.