Bloody Daniel Radcliffe just keeps saying things that make him seem like less and less of a bellend and more like a sad puppy. What happened to the pretentious teenage Radcliffe? Everyone was happy when he was pretending to act while expounding about things he couldn't possibly understand, but now he's started talking about how he hates himself a bit and how his girlfriend forces him to write poetry. It's just awkward.

Even his new film The Woman In Black doesn't seem to have cheered him up much (surprising, as it sounds so cheery) and he had this to say to The Sun:

"I've written much less poetry recently.

"I still try occasionally but I end up getting thwarted by my own self-analysis.

"I'm writing things down then immediately dismissing them when, in actual fact, I should be just writing.

"She [girlfriend Rosie Coker] stands there behind me, encouraging me — and any time I'm like, 'I can't write any more' she goes, 'No, no, no, let's just write'. She is very encouraging.

"She's like the nice half of my brain — the part of my brain that doesn't dislike me — that's her. She encourages me, which is nice."

"I don't particularly like taking breaks.

"I've never taken a break. I've worked since I was ten pretty much every day.

"Somebody said to me the other day — which I find is a ridiculous question — they asked about the money and the wealth thing and said, 'Why are you still working?'

"I was like, 'I don't know how to do anything else'.

"This is all I've done and I love it. And I don't want to swap it for anything.

"This sounds like quite a sad thing to say but I don't think it is. The happiest I ever am really is on a film set.

"I absolutely love being there. They're wonderful places.

"So I just want to keep working for as long as possible.

"I am taking three weeks off in February, which will be the first time in four years that I've had more than a week."

Anyway, alongside Radcliffe at the premiere were Adam Deacon, Aldo Zilli, Chemmy Alcott, Ciarán Hinds, Corey Feldman, David Baddiel,, Jimmy Carr, Jane Goldman and Jonathon Ross, Laila Morse, Liz White, Morwenna Banks, Louis Theroux, Nancy Strang, Roxanne Pallett, Mark Wright and Zoe Hardman.

Mark Wright's starting to look like it's not going to be too long before he's on T4. 'Next up, Hollyoaks"