As far as we can tell from the trailer, this episode of the seemingly neverending Twilight series is about a family of anaemic hairdressers who encounter a group of large wolves near their house after one of them marries and becomes pregnant by her brother. Like a cross between Homeward Bound and The Hills Have Eyes.

Incidentally, we watched the first film in the series the other day, being genuinely intrigued as to what all the hoo-ha and kerfuffle was about. The conclusion was that it wasn't as bad as we thought, but was still a strong case for Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart never to open their mouths on screen ever again. It's like he's trying to outdo Keanu Reeves.

Anyway, here are some of the Youtube comments, because apparently there are people out there who are much, much more excited than us about this film. What is air indeed.

"OH. MY. GOD. I JUST CAN'T EVEN.... I'm dying so much right now, WHAT IS AIR?! I can't stop flailing around. OH MY FUCKING GOD!! ASDFGHJKL!!!!"

"This trailer make me going crazy! I can't stop watching . November is too late for me! I belive that this movie is going to be better than others *__* Robert and Kristen are epic <3"

"M LOW WITH OXYGEN"

"In this trailer to me I see, Rob, and Kristen have become better actors! Emotions seem to be coming out as they should instead of a horriable attempt."

"The birth scene must be epic!!!What am I saying?The whole movie is gonna be epic!"

Finally, someone with a slightly more critical eye:

"Edwards hair just keeps getting worse and worse every single movie. Same with Jaspers. Ashame..."

Can't wait.