Ronaldo, look what you could have won...
Tue, 27/07/2010 - 15:18 by Ollie Irish

Gemma Atkinson, former Hollyoaks star and WAG of football superstar Cristiano Ronaldo, seems to have accepted that the level of her talent merits little more than shilling events like Sky's Sky Ride - some thing to do with encouraging more fat chavs to get off their arses and get on two wheels.

You can tell it's a ridiculously slow news day, right? So slow we almost went back in time. Remind us what day it is again?

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