John Terry must be shitting large bricks right now. The News of the World have been sitting on a big Terry scandal story for months, but they're set to spaff it this Sunday, with full force, in JT's face. Oh, this will get messy. Terry will cry, as if chopping onions - it's his default position after all.

But what could the latest footy scandal be? Goaly Moly considers some possible options:

1. Prossies

2. Affair with team-mate's wife

3. Cocaine

4. Match-fixing

5. Cross-dressing:

6. Prossies

7. Shoplifting

8. Affair with team-mate's girlfriend

9. Drink-driving

10. Prossies. Lots of 'em

11. All of the above

What's it gonna be?