The Lister
Thu, 19/08/2010 - 13:45 by Ollie Irish

Do you see a theme developing here... That's right, in many cases the poor WAGs end up standing by their men. It's a lovely message for all young girls who are mad enough to want to go out with footballers: when you grow up and snare an England star, and he dumps on you from a great height, it's absolutely fine to forgive him. Women are simply doormats with tits, after all.

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