Mon, 01/06/2009 - 15:33 By Drake Scorpio
So what's this lovely lady from the Women's European Bodybuilding Championships in Bratislava saying as she's getting the mahogany rolled on?
And the winner from last week's Sheryl Crow one was Mr Beefy with "When I said I wanted to gonk her stupid..."
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COMMENTS (9)
Don't forget me bollocks love.
"You can paint them any colour you like love, they ain't going to look any better"
Is this really going to hide the fact I shat me pants?
you miss any and ill pull your fucking arms off. With my labias.
Prince Phillip's going to piss himself when they present me as Nick Griffin
"I really wish she'd stop staring and laughing at my weird raisin tits"
"Its not an erection, its just a bit of excess skin!"
im getting really fed up with being david dickinson every day...
I've been once to this bodybuilding/weightlifting contest and to be hones, I was amazed to see how much time the contestants spend with painting their body, putting on all types of oils and creams... even picking the panties appears to be a real trouble because the label with the steroids name must be visible because their the sponsor.... pfff