Eurovison Song Contest reheasals

If a nipple tasseled Dita Von Teese and a topless singer with eyebrows plucked to perfection, who looks like Chico, can't make more people switch on to the Eurovison Song Contest tonight, they may as well just make this one their last. Rehearsals were underway ahead of tonight's contest in Moscow, with Germany's "It's Chico Time" lookalike entry, Alex Swing Oscar, practicing his song 'Miss Kiss Kiss Bang' with a performance from burlesque dancer, Dita Von Teese. They'll probably win. Meanwhile, UK's hopeful Jade Ewen was also seen rehearsing with the help of Andrew Lloyd Webber on the piano.