Jack Tweed's relaunch party at Faces nightclub

Essex ladies, watch out!

Mon, 01/06/2009 - 09:24 by HM writer

Jack Tweed was released from prison on Friday and had his modest 'relaunch party' at Faces nightclub in Gants Hill.

It was what every Essex girl/WAG/glamour model/woman with low-self esteem had been waiting for. Jack and his friends, who organised the c*nt soup club night, sold tickets for £12 each and stand to earn £50,000 from the event.

Despite Max Clifford's protest about the party, even he thought may be in poor taste, it was largely ignored by Tweed.

A source said: "This is his business as a promoter, and Jack has got a life to lead.” And money to make!

Also at the party were glamour model Lauren Pope, BB's Billi Bhatti (who has recently crawled out of the woodwork to claim he had an 'online' affair with Jordan) and someone else we think was also in BB but has so much fake tan on, that we are still unable to identify her...

Jack Tweed, Jade Goody, Lauren Pope

Comments

What a cunt! I hope he enjoyed getting it in the arse in Prison!
chriswah Mon, 01/06/2009 - 15:51
isn't that 1st pic just 2 pics stuck together and in fact the pic of tweedy is on his own?
elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 13:25
Christ help us. what did tweed do anyway or is his celeb status just goody related?
elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 13:03
Never have I seen such a high concentration of Tango in a small place. Do these Essex numpties ever take a quick glance in a mirror in daylight?
kermits Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:48
One of my best pals went up Faeces the other night and saw Kool and The Gang and Five Star play there on the same night. I reckon I still know the actions to Rain Or Shine.
kwebb Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:03
Seriously, the quality of writing on this site just gets worse.
I count about 9 errors here, including serious sentence-construction issues. Sortitaaaaaaahhhhht.
tescopop Mon, 01/06/2009 - 09:48
If anyone could prove to be more hateful than Goody, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meara all put together, it's this scabby rancid cunt. Fucking hell, he looks like he's really grieving, doesn't he? And as for all the tasteless cunts (ie, 98% of anyone remotely related to BB) and wannabes who attended the said gig, you all deserve a fucking kicking with shit-encrusted toecaps, but you, Tweed, you should have had the fucking cancer instead, you violent little cunt
Blartmonster Mon, 01/06/2009 - 09:48

If anyone could prove to be more hateful than Goody, Danielle Lloyd and Jo O'Meara all put together, it's this scabby rancid cunt. Fucking hell, he looks like he's really grieving, doesn't he? And as for all the tasteless cunts (ie, 98% of anyone remotely related to BB) and wannabes who attended the said gig, you all deserve a fucking kicking with shit-encrusted toecaps, but you, Tweed, you should have had the fucking cancer instead, you violent little cunt
Blartmonster Mon, 01/06/2009 - 09:48
Seriously, the quality of writing on this site just gets worse.
I count about 9 errors here, including serious sentence-construction issues. Sortitaaaaaaahhhhht.
tescopop Mon, 01/06/2009 - 09:48
One of my best pals went up Faeces the other night and saw Kool and The Gang and Five Star play there on the same night. I reckon I still know the actions to Rain Or Shine.
kwebb Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:03
Never have I seen such a high concentration of Tango in a small place. Do these Essex numpties ever take a quick glance in a mirror in daylight?
kermits Mon, 01/06/2009 - 10:48
Christ help us. what did tweed do anyway or is his celeb status just goody related?
elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 13:03
isn't that 1st pic just 2 pics stuck together and in fact the pic of tweedy is on his own?
elbow Mon, 01/06/2009 - 13:25
What a cunt! I hope he enjoyed getting it in the arse in Prison!
chriswah Mon, 01/06/2009 - 15:51