Spot the difference
Wed, 20/05/2009 - 14:43 by HM writer
Could Lady Victoria Hervey and Julie Goodyear share the same mum? Lady Hervey was at the Dsquared Boutique party in Cannes, which was mainly populated with pointless socialites. Paris Hilton, Tamara Beckwith, Peaches Geldof and Pheobe Price, the American's answer to Jodie Marsh, but with a less realistic nose. Also at the do, Victoria Silvsted, David Furnish and the Cannes' version of the Chuckle Brothers.

  • Skinny fucking unwell looking wretch. Nothing more of a turn off than women so skinny it'd be like shagging a cutlery drawer.

    rogerramjet Thu, 21/05/2009 - 12:55
  • It amazes me tits that small can sag like that

    fantantric Thu, 21/05/2009 - 08:13
  • "Lady" Victoria Hervey my fucking arse. Does she really think she's aristo totty? She'll be inbred to fuck, have webbed feet and 6 fingers and be a fucking mean banjo player for sure. Madame guillotine, make your entrance

    Blartmonster Wed, 20/05/2009 - 21:56
  • "Lady" Victoria Hervey my fucking arse. Does she really think she's aristo totty? She'll be inbred to fuck, have webbed feet and 6 fingers and be a fucking mean banjo player for sure. Madame guillotine, make your entrance

    Blartmonster Wed, 20/05/2009 - 21:56
  • It amazes me tits that small can sag like that

    fantantric Thu, 21/05/2009 - 08:13
  • Skinny fucking unwell looking wretch. Nothing more of a turn off than women so skinny it'd be like shagging a cutlery drawer.

    rogerramjet Thu, 21/05/2009 - 12:55

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