Steve Jones on a yacht in Cannes with Hayden Panettiere

Steve Jones still smug

Wed, 20/05/2009 - 11:00 by HM writer

Steve Jones reveals how he manages to woo all the A-List celebrity ladies (and teenagers)... Although Hayden Panettiere doesn't seem bothered. The T4 presenter is still in Cannes with the 19-year-old Heroes star and just look at how smug he is. And what are those swimming trunks?

Cannes Film Festival, Hayden Panettiere, Steve Jones

Comments

@kermits
Like your opinion but don't play down the mental talent for the chicks, some of them can be very thoughtful.

Jane at http://www.learnhowtomakearesume.com/
Wooden Fish Thu, 20/10/2011 - 01:28
Blart- you are spot on, he's got the intelligence of a chick pea and the man is certainly a numpty- yet he's got abs, end of story. The oooh and ahhhh are the same ones that Megan Fox gets mate, that's their only talent: their looks.
kermits Thu, 21/05/2009 - 10:54
Ermmmm wrong on all accounts actually, I exercise often and barely use transport apart from on long distances. My last job meant it was imperative to be fit, so sorry to destroy that myth. And the Greggs cheese and onion pasties are lush. The point I was making is that I don't get why people ooooh and aaaaah at celebs having fit bods when 1) they have acres of time and cash to do the gym, when normal 8-to-5 peeps don't, and 2) his job relies on him looking fit, so I'm sure T4 or whoever will encourage him to do the fucking gym, or install one in his gaff. You should also know that it does take work to keep that sort of body, and in 5-10 years he'll be getting tired of increasingly having to keep it going when the rest of us prefer a more relaxed, less shallow approach. Personally I couldn't give a fuck about Steve Jones, apart from the fact he's got people going gooey about him for having a nothing job. I don't recall him finding the cure for cancer or writing any moving music but hey. Oh and sorry for mistaking you for a woman, I got your homoerotic fantasies confused...
Blartmonster Thu, 21/05/2009 - 09:15
Ewww I sense a deep sense of jealousy here Blart- perhaps envy? thing is I'm sure he doesn't even have to exercise and he's got that stomach! come on ,get on the treadmill Blart.And no more pasties from Greggs. And before you fantasizing that i'm a wowan, check the facts you numpty.
kermits Thu, 21/05/2009 - 08:32
Kermits - if all we had to fucking do for a living was sit in a studio and prattle on inanely about fuck all without having once to engage brain, then we'd all have time to go to the gym or whatever shithole this mouthy prick goes to. By the way, I hope your size 8 body and 34D breasts are coming on nicely, or have they become spaniel's ears on your kebab-fuelled gut? Crass twat
Blartmonster Thu, 21/05/2009 - 07:10
To all the fatties out there whose biggest exercise consists of walking the poodle to the park- check Steve Jones' stomach and get moving you lardies.
kermits Wed, 20/05/2009 - 14:56
BULGE!
Mr. HM Wed, 20/05/2009 - 12:51

BULGE!
Mr. HM Wed, 20/05/2009 - 12:51
To all the fatties out there whose biggest exercise consists of walking the poodle to the park- check Steve Jones' stomach and get moving you lardies.
kermits Wed, 20/05/2009 - 14:56
Kermits - if all we had to fucking do for a living was sit in a studio and prattle on inanely about fuck all without having once to engage brain, then we'd all have time to go to the gym or whatever shithole this mouthy prick goes to. By the way, I hope your size 8 body and 34D breasts are coming on nicely, or have they become spaniel's ears on your kebab-fuelled gut? Crass twat
Blartmonster Thu, 21/05/2009 - 07:10
Ewww I sense a deep sense of jealousy here Blart- perhaps envy? thing is I'm sure he doesn't even have to exercise and he's got that stomach! come on ,get on the treadmill Blart.And no more pasties from Greggs. And before you fantasizing that i'm a wowan, check the facts you numpty.
kermits Thu, 21/05/2009 - 08:32
Ermmmm wrong on all accounts actually, I exercise often and barely use transport apart from on long distances. My last job meant it was imperative to be fit, so sorry to destroy that myth. And the Greggs cheese and onion pasties are lush. The point I was making is that I don't get why people ooooh and aaaaah at celebs having fit bods when 1) they have acres of time and cash to do the gym, when normal 8-to-5 peeps don't, and 2) his job relies on him looking fit, so I'm sure T4 or whoever will encourage him to do the fucking gym, or install one in his gaff. You should also know that it does take work to keep that sort of body, and in 5-10 years he'll be getting tired of increasingly having to keep it going when the rest of us prefer a more relaxed, less shallow approach. Personally I couldn't give a fuck about Steve Jones, apart from the fact he's got people going gooey about him for having a nothing job. I don't recall him finding the cure for cancer or writing any moving music but hey. Oh and sorry for mistaking you for a woman, I got your homoerotic fantasies confused...
Blartmonster Thu, 21/05/2009 - 09:15
Blart- you are spot on, he's got the intelligence of a chick pea and the man is certainly a numpty- yet he's got abs, end of story. The oooh and ahhhh are the same ones that Megan Fox gets mate, that's their only talent: their looks.
kermits Thu, 21/05/2009 - 10:54
@kermits
Like your opinion but don't play down the mental talent for the chicks, some of them can be very thoughtful.

Jane at http://www.learnhowtomakearesume.com/
Wooden Fish Thu, 20/10/2011 - 01:28