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I love it when the juveniles get all pissed off with us ripping the piss out of and telling the TRUTH about their "idols".

Let's get this straight - Tweedy-cole-tweedy DID get prosecuted for the attack, but her high-shot lawyer (paid for by the GA management and label) had everything commuted from what should have been a jail sentence. The only reason nothing like this gets in the papers anymore is that her PR is doing their job, ie, insisting that nothing is mentioned of this unsavoury episode or you (the papers/agencies) won't get any more exclusives.

You see, that's where cynics like us, who know the business, come in handy - the public need to be made aware of what happens. Tweedy-cole-tweedy is a real yer-actual slapper chav. A rather unpleasant little shit who got lucky, with limited ability and plain looks which need the enhancement of hair extensions and vats of slap. And if you need proof of breeding (nothing to do with money), look at the tatts she got done - a wreath around her thigh, a puerile doodle on her hand and a classy "Mrs C" tattooed on her neck. Bet she regrets ever imagining that last one....

Truely intelligent people know that the foul-mouthed geordie slapper (and I know people who knew her pre-Popstars) was desperate to get some fucking cover pronto to hide her latent racism and chavvy character.

From racist thug to nation's sweetheart - I fucking despair

Why are you reading the stories on here again??? Oh that's right, you've got fuck all else to do like the people you're slagging off.

Get a dick up your arse.

Says the dipshit reading a gossip site.

Adding to that she's about as talented as a fucking scab from a cold sore.

I just died laughing.

Congratulations. That is officially the most cretinous comment ever made in the history of mankind.

LOL what a bunch of idiots anyone who believes anythig on this site is! LOL! It's Sunday morning & guess what? NONE of these stories have panned out! Anyone who believes any story that comes out of here NEED their head's exaimining! LOL!

MEKMEK to quote from one of my favourite films I say Dear mekmek so mrcifully free from the ravages of intelligence.

What was the question?

Hypothetically, if you had a pop star accused of racism, and a footballer rumoured to be gay, wouldn't it be an obvious two-birds-one-stone solution to marry them off? And continuing in that hypothetical vein, if you wanted to detract attention from a team captain caught up in an adultery story (quite apart from the shoplifting mother and drug-dealing father), or continuing rumours about the "gay" footballer, wouldn't you release stories of the latter and other women?

I don't understand the appeal of Cheryl Cole. She clearly can't sing and, based on her L'Oreal ad, can barely even speak. Her whole look - iffy clothes, big hair, too much make-up - is (somewhat presciently, it transpires) that of a 40-year old divorcee. I've nothing against Girls Aloud per se - I thought Love Machine was a great piece of pop nonsense - but let's be honest, mekmek, it's manufactured pop that could have been made by anyone. Their writing team churns out songs that get offered to several people.

Anyway, back to the usual HM commentary: fuck nuts!

Americans also say, (imagine southern accent) "you can put a prom-dress on a pig but that don't mean you can dance with it." I believed this to be true until I saw Sonia Eastenders on Strictly Come Dancing.

Yes...yes...yes... no more bullying. But can I politely request that the two hypocrites, who apparently hate gossiping, REMOVE themselves from the intended gossip site?

Let me guess: knickers in a scout round-turn-&-two-half-hitches knot because somebody DARE speak a truth about the trashy slag called Cheryl Tweedy neé Cole neé Tweedy, but here happily sifting through the other tons of gossip concerning other not-such-favourite celebrities??

The Americans have it right with their saying... you can't put lipstick on a pig. There really is no better way to describe the whole dysfunctional bunch that is GA. Yes, their songs are catchy, but so are the crabs and scabies they have probably shared around between 'em a few times.

And no... crabs don't jump!

let's not bully poor mekmek on this thread whilst the bullying helpline has closed down temporarily - and all because the people manning the phones were having a not unreasonable good old snigger at them poor politicians and that naughty PM.
Girls Aloud are ok really I suppose grudgingly in terms of made up bands I prefer them to the vomit inducing just after Ive got off my bar stool Westlife idiots.
Its a fact that Cheryl knocked about that Sophie Ammabogcleener and the fact that she's married a black feller dont mean much when theyre rich. Nadine is a go-er I reckon she and Ashley Cole had a run in - explains particularly why those 2 dont like each other....

Mekmek & dukey78ro....you do realise this is a gossip site? Therefore people are going to say bad nasty things about your clay footed idols. If either of you were on fire outside GA HQ neither racist one nor the pikey one would piss on you to put out the flames. They would probably give you a kick and steal you hello kitty bum bag though...heres a hoping!

And you know she called her a "bog wog" how? Oh let me guess your answer: "Cos it said so in the sun!" That's how naive the like of you are, you believe every single word you read in trashy tabloids! You clearly don't remember what happened back then do you? The racial comment allegations didnt come out til like 2 days after the event, after the sun "newspaper" got to the toilet attendent! It's miracolous what a nice big cheque from a national newspaper can do for the human memory isnt it?

To be fair mekmek, they probably don't know who I am and that's just the way I'd like to keep it thanks. I mean that minging ginger one is the stuff of nightmares and that weaselly blonde skank would probably give me some debilitating venereal disease. As for that irish pikey, she'd probably end up nicking all my cutlery. That other one would get it though, kimberley something or other? She's well tidy. Be sure to point her in my direction next time you're camped outside her house

Or maybe a spice girl shagged David Beckham. Let's face it, even la Halliwell must look tempting when you consider David's alternative.

Anyways, apart from thinking the sleeparoundness must have something to do with Girls Aloud and poor-not-at-all-racist-or-brawling Cheryl and co...any other guesses?

I think it is one of The Nolans.

Nobody believes the good stuff written about GA? What good stuff? A vapid collection of egos who happen to have writers behind them who manage to produce reasonably catchy pop shit. Have you heard them attempt to sing live for God's sake? I've run over cats and heard a more pleasing sound.

You say you are 10, but it looks like you are 25 and you are lurking around on the internet... is it me, or is something not adding up?

Look, I understand it won't be reasonable to call Cheryl a flat out racist because she did in fact marry a, ehr, black man, but getting high on pills and calling that poor defenseless lady in the toilet a bog wog and planting a slap across her face, all because she did not want to take a quid out of her pocket to buy a lollipop to shut her gurning gob up... well, that is just plain unforgivable.

I know it has been 7 years, but mud sticks... and shit stinks... and as this woman decided to make a buck or two from her popularity, she will now forever and ever have to live with the shadow that that particular event cast over her.

*sneaks back on to thread*

"stratfink says... They're all oxygen thieves,"

They probably think you are aswell

*sneaks quietly back out*

I'm actually 24. And I am not ashamed to say I'm a GA fan. I have followed them since the begining and am not going to stop liking them because I am getting older.
Anway as I said before really no point in discusing this, cos since I am a GA fan I will believe no bad sad about them and will defend them. And since you are not then you won't believe the good things said about them and will continue to slag them off. There for this convo could end up going on for days, and I actually don't have the time to waste

They're all oxygen thieves, especially that annoying geordie one who sounds like Jimmy Nail.

Wow mekmek85, you really are a PR's dream!

I'm sure she likes Cashley.

After all, look how she drooooled over every black guy on Z-Factor.

Ah, now I realise why she abused that toilet attendant. Black women are serious competition for the black guys.

... hang on a mo, your username is ...85, me wonders if your actually 25.. then dear god, please noooo!!!! :)

Oh dear mekmek85,

I've just seen your holymoly profile and it says your 10, in that we should leave you be - youth and naivety are something not savoured enough :)

But this is a funny as hell thread!!

Yes, when I think back to my younger days I remember many mistakes...shagging unsuitable people, drinking/drugging too much, nicking the odd lippy when the Boots girls weren't looking, punching loo attendants and hurling racist abuse...oh no, wait, never did the last one as only true gutter dwellers behave like that, regardless of age, background or inebriation.

I am a massive GA fan, You are clearly not, obviously our opinions will differ, maybe we should leave it at that.
So this website is all very new to me. Will this picture actually be revealed and the story behind it?

Ah, bless!

Nadine is neither annoying nor a bint, she is one of the most talented people out the at the moment, backed by the fact she is 1/5th of the countries biggest girl band. And before you jump in and say they are not together at the mo, I am fully aware of this, but they will be back. And if Cheryl never really liked him in the first place, then why would you suggest she married him, and continud to stay married to him, even though he cheated and the world and his wife said she should leave him? Oh yea cos she LOVES him. And I will feel sory for her, as I said before no-one deserves to be cheated on.

Nothing like a healthy bit of banter for a Friday morning :D

tut tut tut. poor misguided mekmek. First of all, "annoying voice Irish bint" is exactly the right way to describe the annoying Irish one from GA. Secondly, don't feel too sorry for Chezza. She knows exactly what she's doing. Doubt seriously whether she ever liked Cashley in the first place.

Lol mekmek85, just give it up, it'll take years to educate these guys! They're the types that go on gossip sites and read trashy tabloids and treat every word as if it were Gospel! The very fact they still believe Cheryl said racist remarks to that toilet attendent prove that! Wasn't she CLEARED by a high court of the racially motivated charge? True GA fans know the score!

Fangirl and no Cheryl doesn't deserve it, no-one deserves to be cheated on.
And yes my post was totally serious.
In reference to the toilet attendence business, it was 7 years ago! And we all make mistakes.
Back to the question though it says long running fued, and for anyone who likes and follows Girls Aloud (which I'm guessing is none of you) Cheryl and Nadine have not been fueding.

I guess I could see where Mekmek85 (fangirl/boy?) is coming from but then again she's the idiot that stayed with someone who cheated on her numerous times. Deserves what she gets really.

I think I've just come very close to losing the will to live.

By which, of course, you mean "Jiggaboo". An infinitely more council racial putdown.

Mekmek85 - your post reaks of Chris Crocker's Leave Britney Alone!!

Leave Cheryl alone! How dare anybody make fun of her after all she has been through... blah blah blah... wara wara wara.. lalalala

What are you doing on a gossip site if you can't stick the...erm...gossip? SORT IT OUT!!

To get back to the question: Yes!! I immediately thought it had something to do with Girls Aloud...

dare I say, I think "mek-a-dumb comment" is serious!!! ... before you stick up for poor little Cheryl, think of the truly poor toilet attendant on 1p an hour that she battered and called a 'Black Bitch'.....

You're joking...right?!?

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
that post was a joke, right?

You are a complete and utter kn0b. Why would you even say this? Do you not think Cheryl is going through enough right now???
Also Nadine is not a bint she as amazing person with an amazing voice! Who would never ever do this to her band mate and friend.
Ok We all know Trashley is a pr1ck and would do this, but he only does it with sleezy page 3 girls not classy girls like Nadine ;)