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Fri, 03/06/2011 - 10:55 by BeccaDP
  • 8/10

Ask anyone what’s worse than sequels and, with the memories of Jar Jar Binks still painfully clear, they’ll say prequels. Everybody hates prequels, because they’re rubbish. Not this one, though. X Men: First Class is a snazzy, sexy 60s reboot that tells the tale of how Magneto got his silly helmet and how Professor X got his wheelchair.

Starting in 1944, with a scene familiar from a flashback in the original X Men movie; a young boy in a Polish concentration camp discovers his power for the very first time. While in a huge house in New York, an over-privileged British boy meets a new friend, a mutant just like him. Then, boom, it’s 1962 and that little British boy is a flirtatious Charles Xavier (James McAvoy) while the little Polish boy is brooding Erik Lensherr (Michael Fassbender) hell-bent on revenge. These two protagonists are the heart and soul of First Class, giving flawless performances that drive the whole thing. While McAvoy’s Charles is certainly sexier and, er, “groovier” than the old Professor X we know, he displays the old X’s fatal flaw; a blind faith in goodness. Fassbender, as Erik, is a revelation; his nuanced performance lending gravity to what could easily have been a silly comic book romp. He also looks pretty bloody tasty in a polo neck, eh, ladies? McAvoy and Fassbender play very well together, so well in fact that it is surely only a matter of time before someone YouTubes a Brokeback/First Class mashup…

The supporting cast is also largely brilliant, with Kevin Bacon playing shithead-in-chief Sebastian Shaw, Mad Men’s January Jones as uber bitch Emma Frost, and newcomer Jennifer Lawrence (robbed of an Oscar for her star turn in Winter’s Bone, if you ask us) as a young Mystique perfectly, stripping away the sexy, over confident character given to us by Rebecca Romjin-Stamos in the earlier films, and playing her with a great deal of vulnerability and fragility. Non-mutant, CIA agent Moira McTaggart (Rose Byrne) is a joy to watch, with her non-mutant power of being seriously ballsy.

The young mutants, X Men in training, let down the overall action with below-standard acting; Angel, Havok and Banshee are all pretty lame, and we weren’t overly convinced by Nicholas Hoult’s turn as Beast Hank McCoy. Yes, Hoult gives an OK performance, but whether he has what it takes to shine next to stars like Fassbender and McAvoy, as his peer Jennifer Lawrence does, is yet to be seen. The lamest of the lame, though, is demon-mutant-thing Azazel. We hate Azazel.

Directed by Matthew Vaughn, who helmed tongue-in-cheek superhero zinger Kick Ass, First Class manages to maintain a humour and simplicity befitting the genre whilst also tackling the thornier issues of the Holocaust, the Cold War and the Cuban Missile Crisis. Did you know the X Men played a big role in the Cuban Missile Crisis? Well, you do now. First Class breathes new life into a franchise that quickly grew tired until Last Stand and Wolverine  kicked it to death. We can only hope that we get the sequels that have been hinted at, to join First Class seamlessly with the first movie, so that all the sub-plots and threads that are left unexplored in this film are developed, and questions answered. Questions like; if Mystique has no nips, how does she know when she’s cold? And, while we understand the helmet, why does Magneto suddenly go from sexy knitwear to wearing a ridiculous cape? And what does Beast’s downstairs look like? So many questions…

X-Men First Class is out now in literally every cinema, everywhere.

 


  • Name: X Men First Class
  • Review Type: film
  • Reviewer: BeccaDP
  • Reviewed: 3rd June 2011
  • Holy Moly rating:
    • 8/10
  • Release Date: 1st June 2011
  • Summary: sexy 60s reboot
  • It means the concentration camp was in Poland. But thanks for your concern. I'm more worried about the Polish ice caps melting. When will those poor people catch a break?

    Tim Chipping Thu, 09/06/2011 - 10:17
  • Came here to say I saw the film and it was amazing. Saw this. Was surprised.

    John Hill Thu, 09/06/2011 - 10:12
  • Why is the phrase " Polish concentration camp" used here?
    It is simply wrong. The camps were run by Nazi Germany.

    Please correct.

    http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=220724

    “Simply and unambiguously, there were no Polish concentration or death camps during WWII. All those terrible places of profound human tragedy were built, operated and administered by the German Nazis. The only death camps were German Nazi death camps, some of which were located in German-occupied Poland.

    All references to Poland during the war should be said as ‘Nazi German-occupied Poland,’” Junczyk-Ziomecka said.

    “The consul-general is expressing understandable frustration with an unfortunate practice,” David Marwell, director of the Museum of Jewish Heritage Museum in New York, which focuses on the Holocaust, said.

    “Although the phrase ‘Polish Death Camp’ may simply be shorthand to describe location, there are many who wrongly conflate the geography of the camps with those who ran them. When it comes to such important issues, absolute clarity and accuracy are essential.”

    Representatives of the Anti- Defamation League in New York agreed.

    “The Anti-Defamation League has expressed full support for the efforts of the government of Poland to ensure that the official names of the death camps in Poland emphasize that the camps were built and operated by Nazi Germany,” Todd Gutnick, the ADL’s director of media relations and public information, said.

    “For example, in 2006 the League wrote to the directorgeneral of UNESCO to ensure that the official name of the Auschwitz death camp, as recorded on UNESCO’s world heritage site registry, emphasizes that the camp was German and run by the Nazis.

    “As an agency which prioritizes remembrance of the Holocaust, we share Poland’s concerns over the frequent description of the camps as ‘Polish,’” Gutnick said.

    “Such a description implies that the camps were built in the name of the Polish people. This is manifestly not the truth.”

    ORK Wed, 08/06/2011 - 09:02
  • Best use of swearing in a 12a cert film ever.

    liquidspanner Sat, 04/06/2011 - 15:49
  • You know him as Matthew, we know him as Michael. It's kind of a nickname... :(

    Tim Chipping Fri, 03/06/2011 - 14:15
  • Agree about Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Bone. That film was great.

    John Hill Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:17
  • Or allegedly, even.....

    j-ster Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:16
  • Sounds good, but isn't it directed by Matthew Vaughn.....? Who allegeedly gave January Jones something too.....?

    j-ster Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:14
  • Sounds good, but isn't it directed by Matthew Vaughn.....? Who allegeedly gave January Jones something too.....?

    j-ster Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:14
  • Or allegedly, even.....

    j-ster Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:16
  • Agree about Jennifer Lawrence in Winter's Bone. That film was great.

    John Hill Fri, 03/06/2011 - 12:17
  • You know him as Matthew, we know him as Michael. It's kind of a nickname... :(

    Tim Chipping Fri, 03/06/2011 - 14:15
  • Best use of swearing in a 12a cert film ever.

    liquidspanner Sat, 04/06/2011 - 15:49
  • Why is the phrase " Polish concentration camp" used here?
    It is simply wrong. The camps were run by Nazi Germany.

    Please correct.

    http://www.jpost.com/International/Article.aspx?id=220724

    “Simply and unambiguously, there were no Polish concentration or death camps during WWII. All those terrible places of profound human tragedy were built, operated and administered by the German Nazis. The only death camps were German Nazi death camps, some of which were located in German-occupied Poland.

    All references to Poland during the war should be said as ‘Nazi German-occupied Poland,’” Junczyk-Ziomecka said.

    “The consul-general is expressing understandable frustration with an unfortunate practice,” David Marwell, director of the Museum of Jewish Heritage Museum in New York, which focuses on the Holocaust, said.

    “Although the phrase ‘Polish Death Camp’ may simply be shorthand to describe location, there are many who wrongly conflate the geography of the camps with those who ran them. When it comes to such important issues, absolute clarity and accuracy are essential.”

    Representatives of the Anti- Defamation League in New York agreed.

    “The Anti-Defamation League has expressed full support for the efforts of the government of Poland to ensure that the official names of the death camps in Poland emphasize that the camps were built and operated by Nazi Germany,” Todd Gutnick, the ADL’s director of media relations and public information, said.

    “For example, in 2006 the League wrote to the directorgeneral of UNESCO to ensure that the official name of the Auschwitz death camp, as recorded on UNESCO’s world heritage site registry, emphasizes that the camp was German and run by the Nazis.

    “As an agency which prioritizes remembrance of the Holocaust, we share Poland’s concerns over the frequent description of the camps as ‘Polish,’” Gutnick said.

    “Such a description implies that the camps were built in the name of the Polish people. This is manifestly not the truth.”

    ORK Wed, 08/06/2011 - 09:02
  • Came here to say I saw the film and it was amazing. Saw this. Was surprised.

    John Hill Thu, 09/06/2011 - 10:12
  • It means the concentration camp was in Poland. But thanks for your concern. I'm more worried about the Polish ice caps melting. When will those poor people catch a break?

    Tim Chipping Thu, 09/06/2011 - 10:17

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