Mamma Mia!
Tue, 12/01/2010 - 11:23 by HM writer

Not long after snogging Megan Fox in 'Jennifer's Body' (not that we went to the cinema to watch it or anything) actress Amanda Seyfried can now put multiple tongue sarnies with Juilanne Moore down on her CV for upcoming film 'Chloe', in which she plays a prostitute...

And after kissing, comes stripping, naturally. We think Mr HM must have accidentally missed this film from off his list from over the weekend...

Amanda, 24, stars in this remake of the 2004 French thriller 'Nathalie' (originally starring Gerard Depardieu and Emmanuelle Beart), and plays an escort girl that Moore, 49, has hired to seduce her husband, played by Liam Neeson, who she suspects is cheating on her.

Needless to say, none of these photos include a single shot of Liam Neeson...

 

  • Ah OK, nicking plotlines from French drama instead.

    Originality is dead in La La Land.
    Overdue that huge fuck off earthquake we've been promised, says I.

    pandakiller Wed, 13/01/2010 - 18:28
  • That Amanda Siegfried sounds like that war siong does'nt it, Hanging out youre washing in the siegfried Line lol!

    officerdibble Wed, 13/01/2010 - 00:05
  • And.....? Wooo. Lezzas.

    (Can I just say, remaking films that were only just made in the last ten years is a really lazy and weird thing to do...Like all of those Japanese horrors, The Grudge, etc...being remade immediately by Americans. Even though the originals are far superior...Can't Americans fucking read? Can't you read subtitles you cocks? Or do you hate foreigners too much to watch a film full of them? Watch 'Vanilla Sky' then watch the original in Spanish without Tom Cruise. Different fucking universe )

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/01/2010 - 20:09
  • I watched "Nathalie" and found it really shit- might as well sit in a bar in Patpong and watch the ladyboys get a £65 castration.

    kermits Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:41
  • "remake of the 2004 French thriller 'Nathalie'"

    So, no, then.

    tescopop Tue, 12/01/2010 - 13:48
  • Poor Julianne looks like she's taking a dump in that first pic.

    Unless it's one of those really nasty scat films however, I doubt this is actually the case.

    Is this yet another case of Hollywood nicking plotlines from UK drama, i.e. Belle De Jour?

    Another thing occurred to me - if young Amanda shaved her head she'd look like Christina Ricci.

    pandakiller Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:27
  • big wow.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:15
  • big wow.

    unseemlydogposture Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:15
  • Poor Julianne looks like she's taking a dump in that first pic.

    Unless it's one of those really nasty scat films however, I doubt this is actually the case.

    Is this yet another case of Hollywood nicking plotlines from UK drama, i.e. Belle De Jour?

    Another thing occurred to me - if young Amanda shaved her head she'd look like Christina Ricci.

    pandakiller Tue, 12/01/2010 - 12:27
  • "remake of the 2004 French thriller 'Nathalie'"

    So, no, then.

    tescopop Tue, 12/01/2010 - 13:48
  • I watched "Nathalie" and found it really shit- might as well sit in a bar in Patpong and watch the ladyboys get a £65 castration.

    kermits Tue, 12/01/2010 - 15:41
  • And.....? Wooo. Lezzas.

    (Can I just say, remaking films that were only just made in the last ten years is a really lazy and weird thing to do...Like all of those Japanese horrors, The Grudge, etc...being remade immediately by Americans. Even though the originals are far superior...Can't Americans fucking read? Can't you read subtitles you cocks? Or do you hate foreigners too much to watch a film full of them? Watch 'Vanilla Sky' then watch the original in Spanish without Tom Cruise. Different fucking universe )

    Urfugginjokin Tue, 12/01/2010 - 20:09
  • That Amanda Siegfried sounds like that war siong does'nt it, Hanging out youre washing in the siegfried Line lol!

    officerdibble Wed, 13/01/2010 - 00:05
  • Ah OK, nicking plotlines from French drama instead.

    Originality is dead in La La Land.
    Overdue that huge fuck off earthquake we've been promised, says I.

    pandakiller Wed, 13/01/2010 - 18:28

Article Timeline