High but not dry
Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:03 by HM writer

Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.... Poor Kate Moss must be absolutely freezing on that beach in Phuket wearing only a tiny black bikini, what with the blazing hot sunshine and temperatures in Thailand rising to 31°C...

Having said that, we just checked the weather forecast for Phuket and we're afraid heavy rain showers are predicted from today until Sunday. Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Maybe Kate could ask boyfriend Jamie Hince for her denim hotpants back (and never allow him to wear them again) ...

  • Shirley Bassey's got a great body for a woman her age.

    whatthe. Sun, 10/01/2010 - 11:51
  • Another fucking slimy cunt of a "mother". Any other fucker would have had the kids taken away. This slag and Price should be fucking routinely shot in the face

    Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:27
  • Hasn't she got a kid? Does she ever fucking look after it?

    mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 16:56
  • Or-laaaaay. Or-lay. Or-lay Or-lay. Or-laaaaaaaay. Or-laaaay!

    "Jesus Jamie, it's freeeeezing. Pass the fag so I can warm me mouf. And if you're popping out, get us a saveloy an chips and a bottle o' 20/20. Nice one. I've left a fiver on the telly."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 08/01/2010 - 14:32
  • Why is it funny that it's going to rain in Phuket?

    Verkauf Fri, 08/01/2010 - 11:01
  • Look, I like Kate Moss, I do. But this is essentially someone's holiday photos. And holiday photos are boring. Stop reporting on Kate Moss' holiday photos.

    tescopop Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:59
  • fuck this shit. matt edmonson has just signed up with radio 1. now i am depressed.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:53
  • It must be cold ,her nips are up.Oh no,it's just her tits.

    tigerstail Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:35
  • It must be cold ,her nips are up.Oh no,it's just her tits.

    tigerstail Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:35
  • fuck this shit. matt edmonson has just signed up with radio 1. now i am depressed.

    unseemlydogposture Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:53
  • Look, I like Kate Moss, I do. But this is essentially someone's holiday photos. And holiday photos are boring. Stop reporting on Kate Moss' holiday photos.

    tescopop Fri, 08/01/2010 - 10:59
  • Why is it funny that it's going to rain in Phuket?

    Verkauf Fri, 08/01/2010 - 11:01
  • Or-laaaaay. Or-lay. Or-lay Or-lay. Or-laaaaaaaay. Or-laaaay!

    "Jesus Jamie, it's freeeeezing. Pass the fag so I can warm me mouf. And if you're popping out, get us a saveloy an chips and a bottle o' 20/20. Nice one. I've left a fiver on the telly."

    PuddyTwat Fri, 08/01/2010 - 14:32
  • Hasn't she got a kid? Does she ever fucking look after it?

    mrsmoon Fri, 08/01/2010 - 16:56
  • Another fucking slimy cunt of a "mother". Any other fucker would have had the kids taken away. This slag and Price should be fucking routinely shot in the face

    Blartmonster Fri, 08/01/2010 - 18:27
  • Shirley Bassey's got a great body for a woman her age.

    whatthe. Sun, 10/01/2010 - 11:51

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